In a beautiful and fair world I would be able to get off work on Friday and make my way over to Exit Art for this, but unfortunately Satan has my soul in a mason jar. Ah well, just because I’m fucked doesn’t mean all you guys can’t boogie down.
Here are the killer details:
Dance hard or die trying folks. It’s gonna be a blast.

The heart of your writing while sounding reasonable at first, did not really sit well with me personally after some time. Somewhere throughout the paragraphs you actually were able to make me a believer but just for a while. I still have a problem with your leaps in assumptions and one would do nicely to fill in all those breaks. If you actually can accomplish that, I would surely be impressed.