Happy New Year Everyone!

HEDI SLIMANE,OSCAR NILSSON, VMAN

I’ve got news for you honey, Tune-Yards are the best new band of 2009

2009 has proved to be a bad year for list making.  This is not only because tons of shit went down this year that we don’t really want to talk about but also due to the fact that most art worthy of public attention seems to have been announced too loudly for anyone to have [...]

December Will Be Magic Again: Kate Bush

2009: Year of Death List

The year 2009 will forever be remembered as the year the King of Pop died. His passing was a sad day indeed for he inspired so much hope and love within all of us. There were many others that passed on this past year. Here is my feeble attempt to throw a little light on [...]

Searching for the Perfect Last Minute Xmas Gift??

In the spirit of the times, I highly suggest you give the gift of Credit. Have you noticed extra long lines at the banks lately?? It’s because bankers have ceased giving us credit. And since more of us young folks are unemployed than ever before, we need to take Credit back into our own hands. [...]

Our Lady J: All I Want For Xmas is my Two Front Tits!!

Everyone knows to never deny a lady everything she wishes, so in the spirit of proper etiquette and the holiday season I’d like to call you attention to Our Lady J.  She is currently throwing a “Boob Aid” so she can acquire the proper sized breasts to match her luscious physique.