STEPHEN BOYER JUST HAD ANOTHER BABY!!!!!!!!!

IT’S A GIRL!!!! So today I went into labor and birthed another website Bourgeois Problems. Now Minor Progression has a bitchy little sister!! It’s a little underdeveloped now but will age like a fine wine.

About Bourgeois Problems:

O.M.G.F.M.L. I have everything, even Bourgeois Problems!! Tired of poor people venting about how pathetic their lives are? Yeah, me fucking too, let’s get real here. The Bourgeois has and forever will own everything. So like let’s discuss the problems that really matter to us; shitty outfits, lame ass celebs thinking they’re the shit because the paparazzi makes fun of them, horrendous accidents (because you know your life is perfect and only something terribly unexpected can harm you), and the biggest problem = friends/relationships. Send me a shout if you have any tips on a pressing bourgeois problem and I’ll be sure to let you know about all the suffering and embarrassment this life of mine is trying to throw my way. Oh, and in reference to one of my biggest bourgeois internet pep peeves, “I’ll take your material down from my site if you threaten to sue me but only if I think your lawyer can kick my lawyer’s ass.”

To help celebrate the new arrival of my precious baby girl, Handsome Boy Technique remixed one of my favorite songs by Museum of Belle Artes “Who Do You Love”.  Check it out!


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  1. Thank you for this wonderful article! It has been very insightful. I wish that you’ll carry on posting your wisdom with us.


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