Dear Lindsay: I have a greedy father too and I’m sorry

Lindsay Lohan has collapsed!
I was trotting along and suddenly
it started raining and snowing
and you said it was hailing
but hailing hits you on the head
hard so it was really snowing and
raining and I was in such a hurry
to meet you but the traffic
was acting exactly like the sky
and suddenly I get a text
LINDSAY LOHAN HAS COLLAPSED!
there is no snow in Hollywood
there is no rain in California
I have been to lots of parties
and acted perfectly disgraceful
but I never actually collapsed
oh Lindsay Lohan we love you get up!

I couldn’t watch the disgusting video/tape Lindsay Lohan’s father released. But if you are a true sadist you may enjoy it/ this is what I am referring too.

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