Okay, so what you first need to understand is that I, tarnation1, am actually Samuelroy. And I, Samuelroy, have my first actual release coming out on Ascension Records and Publication. It is called Pi11 Bits, and you can get it online Friday or at this show!

But what is more important to me right now, is this short clip from what might be the best documentary I’ve ever seen; Naked Fame. This is what I feel like right now!!! If only I looked a bit more like this…

As you can probably figured out, it chronicles the journey of the very successful porn star ‘Colton Ford,’ as he attempts to crossover into the music industry. Will he succeed? It’s hard to say. I’ll be the first to admit that he’s a mega babe, but it diminishes as he speaks, predictably. Actually, as he sings as well. It’s not that he is a bad singer – he’s decent in technical terms. Also, he really seems like a sweet guy as the movie goes on. Still, he sounds as if Lance Bass’s brain was put inside the body of a really hunky MMA fighter or something.

Also of note is that during the making of this film, he was in a relationship with another super successful gay porn star ‘Blake Harper.’ Still might be – they were cute together. This was weird for me, because although I rarely watch or read porn, Blake was vastly popular when I was working at a porn store at the tender age of 19, so I would sit around skimming magazines all day. He was one of my favorites at the time, but he looked a bit different in the film.

“Oh, he looks like he had AIDS face and then had the surgery to fix it, but it didn’t go so well,” is what I was told by a decade-older gay male friend I was watching it with. Let’s do a before and after, shall we?

Older image of Blake:

Newer image of Blake (he’s on the left):

Maybe he just got fatter because he retired from porn? Who knows – he’s still cute and another nice seeming guy. The real villain of the film was the guy Kyle who produced their music (the one shitty gay club track, that they use to peddle him as a singer), who also acted as their manager. I can’t find his photos, but the movie is worth watching to see his plastic surgery and meth queen antics alone. Anyhow, here’s some more videos of colton, and finally my flier.